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80. In line to see a student who said he had just cause trouble abroad joke, asked him recently what he said to the movies, and then asked him what a good film, he said two days has a movie called \there is always the way many people out leaflets, so the habit would say: NO, THANKS. resulting in time people to the New Year's propaganda paper, and even told me: HAPPY NEW YEAR. and then I quickly answered: NO, THANKS ;
83, the United Kingdom??. with the same? do interview .... I? her hi? do .. she? ... hanging out in the cafeteria with friends ... I? ? to wonder ...? what she hi? hanging in the dining? it? and then I go? it? assistant ... I? done? hang of? for .... she saw After ... laugh? up .... me? it? Chennai .... hanging out ... 84. for the first time to the supermarket to buy a film, took the Durex condom across half of fruit Friends shouted against the supermarket: I found it here.
85. did not know how to say microwave oven, and then with one gesture, and then finally add \Later still know we are talking about microwave
86. I for one, in 2003, when read in the Toronto SENECA ELI, the English class with a buddy is not good,25 of the world's most classic statement!, One day he arrived late, standing in the doorway, said Sorry, I am late for class. Our Miss is a very strict old lady, asked him How come? this man thought for a few seconds, very serious, very sincere answer By bus. class funny, old lady face black line ~ ~ ~ this person finish came after the preparation, the old lady hardly managed to restrain a moment and said Hey, you can't go to the classroom like this, you should ask me \me, Miss, may I sit down? this man was very puzzled look at the old lady, do not speak, estimated to be a bit long do not understand it. The old lady is very patient and went on to say fllow me, say \He seems to understand, and very firm said a \87. stormed out with people, do not pay attention, said: \
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89. and then my dad ... a contribution holiday when the school office to find teachers to China, I called home my father answered the phone at home alone ... there a bunch of English, He only heard my name and he determined to answer: XXX (my name) yes! English NO! tomorrow please! hung up ... ah ~ saying Khan waterfall there really is not it based on my dad to play up English ~ ~ ~
90. just time to go to other people to buy second-hand rented house, came a residential area, four of my mind wondering, thinking how all of this with public toilets, too strange. ... because a row of houses are on end before a large sign reads \... I am hard to read into toilet ... better not ask, or embarrassing big ..= =
91. suddenly remembered another friend in the language of a small school in Northeast Columbia joke But the boy was well-intentioned. . Class that day the little brother is coming home and seeing two cars hit, he would call the police out of good intentions, \; come \. . In fact, he wanted to say: there's a car crash here, someone injured plz call ambulance come over. Most Gaode 是, police actually listen to understand, police and ambulance soon arrived. . . Niua! ! !
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